Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

We can only hope.

It seems that realistically we don't have to worry about anything, the HLP is so good at shooting themselves in the foot that nothing Dune related is likely to get off the ground any time soon.

Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

(I do hope KJA makes sure he gets a bigger share of the pizzas than Baconway. He seems to be working up such a little oily piggy sweat flogging it overtime for them these days!)

You see, I can't really picture them as Fremen- at least not the bad-ass type. Maybe Keith could be one of the post Muad'Dib Fremen- sleazy, underhanded, a little soft around the edges. I just can't see The Zombie as any type of Fremen. It's not so much his age, even (where there old Fremen?), it's that dopey look on his face. I think he would have been smothered at birth.

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

merkin muffley wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.

Setzer wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.

KJA's wife could play the Baron?

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Setzer wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.

KJA's wife could play the Baron?

Too fat.

merkin muffley wrote:What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

It's not the ass-kissing that disturbs me.

It's the tongue action. And the way his face follows form when he's really getting down on it and flows past the sphincter and up the colon. Sucking the rest of him along with it. Eventually he will emerge, bloodied and stinking, covered with mucus and yet more new books, from Kevin's mouth.

Maybe that's it: he wants to become Kevin!

Fanboy love can be so devouring!

I may like the written word, but not the words you type.

SandChigger wrote: Maybe that's it: he wants to become Kevin!

Actually, I think that's definitely it. He has some delusion that this will somehow help him in his quest to become a hack writer. It is the most pathetic form of starfucking I've ever heard of.

Starfuckers... isn't that the book series KJA stole from Jabecca? The one "they" are writing & flogging off under the aegis of that bint who's still capitalizing off her first husband biting it in that shuttle accident? Or was that Moonsized Fuckers?

Sure do love me some NIN.

"I am not interested at all in a Dune movie like I am also not interested in sandworm sandwiches."

And so it came to pass that Maud'dib fed 5,000 hungry Fremen with 5 loaves of spice bread and 2 sandworms.




-Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.-

There's no miracle in that. Unless it's making the sandworms edible.

They would be poisonous normally, you realize.

Or am I overintellectualizing it?

Gee, isn't it a shame we can't all approach Dune like the idiots KJA writes for! Or this movie will target.

merkin muffley wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie.

What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

to get rid of the taste of Brian's in this case.
Whether that's a good idea or not is quite debatable though...

It's only natural you'd feel bothered