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space.com wrote: http://www.space.com/13302-doomsday-com ... flyby.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
'Doomsday' Comet Elenin Zips by Earth in Pieces
We can all breathe a sigh of relief: The so-called "doomsday comet" Elenin made its closest flyby of Earth Sunday (Oct. 16), and no cataclysms ensued. Some skywatching soothsayers had predicted that Elenin's approach Sunday would trigger catastrophic earthquakes and tsunamis. Others had sounded even more dire alarms, suggesting that Elenin was not a comet at all but a rogue planet called Nibiru whose Earth encounter could usher in the apocalypse. But none of that came to pass, as Elenin zipped by our planet at the safe remove of 22 million miles (35.4 million kilometers) and sped off into deep space. Or crumbs of the comet did, anyway. [Gallery: Comet Elenin in Pictures] The comet began breaking up after getting hammered by a powerful solar storm in August, and a close pass by the sun on Sept. 10 apparently finished Elenin off, scientists say. So what cruised by Earth over the weekend was likely a stream of debris, not an intact comet. "Now it's just a cloud of particles that will follow along in the comet's path and exit the solar system, and we won't see any of the particles for at least another 12 millenia," said astronomer Don Yeomans, of the Near-Earth Object Program Office at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

Nutbag Webpage wrote: http://news.exopoliticsinstitute.org/in ... shield997/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Did Comet Elenin disintegrate or reveal alien energy shield?
Aside from the apparent diminishing of luminosity and alleged break up of Elenin caused by the August 19 CME, something else happened on that date. According to Richard Hoagland, an unmistakable energy shield appeared. Hoagland writes:

Here is the latest Enterprise Elenin imaging — produced from an original NASA STEREO-B satellite video, the latter recorded during Elenin’s recent encounter with a solar CME (coronal mass ejection), August 19th. The new image-composite (made from THREE “40-second HI-1 camera frames”) reveals several additional, startling details about Elenin’s now strikingly “tetrahedral shield” (which we discovered only last week) — that is apparently protecting “Elenin the spacecraft” (deep inside this shield) from excess solar radiation…. The full dimensions of this extraordinary “geometric force structure” now measures more than ~300,000 miles along each edge — more than 1.5 times the distance of Earth from the Moon! Needless to say, there is NO QUESTION now regarding the artificial nature of this object/structure …

http://elenin.org/
To be as brief as possible, the solar dating system that is the Gregorian calendar that you swear by, inherited a number of flaws in them. The most obvious one would be of the missing day every century, owing to the rounding up of 365 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, 45.25 seconds to 3651/4 days in the Julian calendar that was used before the Gregorian one, which by the 16th century, saw to the ‘disappearance’ of 14 days! In addition, Pope Gregory, who authorized the conversion to the Julian calendar in 1582, shifted the calendar by 11 days, which saw the calendar leap from March 4, 1582 to March 15 the next day. In addition, the new calendar is still losing 30 seconds from the solar cycle annually. Add to the fact that the Julian calendar that was adopted by, who else, Julius Caesar in the eight century made a leap of 67 days to sync with the solar cycle, and upon his death, there were confusions with the methodology involved, with the most damaging being the three years leap years (instead of the now common four). Recalculating the Great Cycle in its entirety against the modern calendar, taking into account the faults and adjustments incorporated into it would reveal that the prophesized date would in fact be on October 28, 2011 – within weeks of Elenin’s projected perihelion, and more alarmingly, within 12 days of its forecasted perigee (closest orbital distance to the center of earth).

Sometime early in 2012, if I remember right.

Well... Marilyn the Amazon Cunt has been going on in the Religion forum about Publicly Nude Homosexual Men™ in San Francisco riding buses and eating in restaurants as a way of attracting sexual partners and luring Impressionable Young-Minds™ into Abomination. I think she's expecting a great flood of squealing but fabulous nekkid flesh to cum spurting over the Rockies and wash down over God's Land, Texas, and drownd her and all other People of Faith™ in the clammy condensation of their excited exhalations mixed with the sweat of their sculpted bumcheeks.

SandChigger wrote:

Hate pushes me up the slopes to the heights of verbosity...

Gotta get in practice for Shitterhood!

SandChigger wrote:Are you serious?!

Of COURSE I'm going to read it. Already got it pre-ordered on Amazon.

And I'll be sitting in the front row at BOTH the Dayton AND Cincinnati signings.

SandChigger wrote:Are you serious?!

Of COURSE I'm going to read it. Already got it pre-ordered on Amazon.

And I'll be sitting in the front row at BOTH the Dayton AND Cincinnati signings.

SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

SandChigger wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

I intend to listen only.

Then again, I been on the Road to Hell for a long time now...

Omphalos wrote:

SandChigger wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

I intend to listen only.

Then again, I been on the Road to Hell for a long time now...

Something stupid will be said. You wontnbe able to help yourself. Trust me.

Anyone who goes to one please update the relevant thread at T(A)U

http://tau.solahpmo.com/viewtopic.php?f ... eady#p9768" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

SandChigger wrote:I've already checked with my friends to see if they're going to be around (they are) and if they'll have a little extra on hand to bail me out (they will).

Hunchback Jack wrote:

SandChigger wrote:I've already checked with my friends to see if they're going to be around (they are) and if they'll have a little extra on hand to bail me out (they will).

If you can get some friends together to go with you, you could all sit up near the front, and when KJA says something particularly inane about the "Dune Legacy", just all simultaneously get up and leave. Perhaps all muttering "asshat" under your breath.

Sadly, the closest signing to me is BH in Sacramento, which still isn't that close ...

HBJ