Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

pizza on chin
his words are garbled
so he types them


vacuous preeq,
do you have real thoughts?
what makes you tick?


Go on, give it a try!
From free verse to limmeric, release your inner poet!

when I read it,
it made me cry out!
I am soiled.

How's this:

No depth to his prose;
A prophet's legacy soiled.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend.

Edit: shit, just saw that you already used soiled. Try this:


No depth to his prose;
A prophet disrespected.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend and thinks his success has anything to do with his "writing". I hate that fucker and wish him nothing but misery.

No No! Soiled is good!

When I'm sober again
I'll think
of a poem

...

I do not give a damn whether that is a haiku or not! I never count syllables.

Well Done!

anything'll doo,
for poetry that's new







For a secret I can tell,
the hacks have never used Dune well.
Since I read it my eyes bleed,
tell me those two weren't on weed!

On a sander.
What the fuck, you ask?
Eat shit and die!

Like a bottle rocket, he went off, popped, and now he's gone.
Like a bottle rocket, he's only amusing in quantity and then only for the abuse.
Like a bottle rocket, how brief is his moment of glory.

Like a bottle rocket...

It is the "of" instead of "about" that makes it a masterpiece, no?

Like empty speeches,
bubbles of ambition rise-
vintage of dispair.

-attributed to Akira Brahe

my beer and I am
the very best friends forever
do not forget it

Some girls at work smile.
I think: Don't shit where you eat.
I would rather not.

He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!

Serkanner wrote:He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!

Stream of consciousness
While shlepping up mountain trails
Is not perfect prose

HBJ

Bear-shaped meteor
Talentless Hack in its path
Many prayers answered

HBJ

There are six Dune books
Paul was born on Caladan
There are six Dune books

HBJ

Brian and Kevin
"Cash must flow" level of suck
Only six Dune books

Brian Herbert sucks
thekja sucks harder
They are not worthy

Drink,
Feck,
Arse,
Girls. Life.

(yes I know)

The attitude of the knife
a wise man once said
proves your books are meaningless.

Brian and kevin,
do you know what you're doing?
You both have damp hands.



My heart flies freely
above the pain of their books
abomination.

Sisterhood, Winds, Paul,
Sandworms, Hunters, Legends, House.
Out of toilet papr.

out of Es too no ?