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I had a threesome one new years even not too long ago, just before me and my wife got married. I had promised both girls I would be their date so... a bottle of rum later we were all in bed.
Then we went to the party.
Then we went to the party.
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Never a good sign...chanilover wrote:Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?Hypatia wrote:Hypatia will not be offering any smileys to this forum. However, she does know of a handy website where you can make your own, in lots of different colors, round or square, with a very nice assortment of expressions.SandChigger wrote:Quick! Anyone still have Hypatia's email address?!
Mental threesome?
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Haggis is good until you find out its the "original recipe", which they then explain to you. You then shortly have to find something else to eat, as your stomach is empty again.SandChigger wrote:ONLY two more decades than yourself, mon petit, so don't be impertinent.chanilover wrote:You've been knocking around for quite a few decades, what do you think of threesomes in a long-term relationship? I really don't know what to think of them.
Threesomes, eh? NAUGHTY...but LOADS of fun...as long as everyone is as into it as they say they are, otherwise things can get sticky...er, difficult afterwards. (Your idea? )
I think my mother used to make something like that occasionally, just for herself since neither I nor my sister were fond of "neeps" back then. (I love them now. Funny how your tastes change.) Did you have it with haggis? I've always wondered what that's like....Also, have you ever had neeps and tatties? I had it in Edinburgh last month and it's great.
Although, I do believe the part about burying it for two weeks was a joke on poor old me. If I ever do figure out how they ACTUALLY make it, I might try it again.
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I had a few threesomes in uni but I wasn't serious about anyone involved, I don't see how it would work now, it would just be too complicated.SandChigger wrote:ONLY two more decades than yourself, mon petit, so don't be impertinent.chanilover wrote:You've been knocking around for quite a few decades, what do you think of threesomes in a long-term relationship? I really don't know what to think of them.
Threesomes, eh? NAUGHTY...but LOADS of fun...as long as everyone is as into it as they say they are, otherwise things can get sticky...er, difficult afterwards. (Your idea? )
I think my mother used to make something like that occasionally, just for herself since neither I nor my sister were fond of "neeps" back then. (I love them now. Funny how your tastes change.) Did you have it with haggis? I've always wondered what that's like....Also, have you ever had neeps and tatties? I had it in Edinburgh last month and it's great.
Haggis is great, I knew what it was made from before I ate it. It's surprisingly tasty, and I finally learnt how to drink scotch properly, without being violently sick on it.
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Checked on Wiki' to be sure, but I thought it was rather common knowledge it was stuffed sheep's stomach. What's all the confusion about?
And are internal organs that rare on American cuisine(sp?) or is it just Mandy who finds them so outlandish and gross, from conversations we've had?
And are internal organs that rare on American cuisine(sp?) or is it just Mandy who finds them so outlandish and gross, from conversations we've had?
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Oh, the stomach part didn't bother me. What happened was they decided to pull a prank on me(I think), that involved telling me that haggis was made by letting it rot first, and THEN cooking it. I blew my chunks over that. Don't mind that its stomach though.
I've eaten much weirder shit in my time. Try Escamoles or Lutafisk. I mean, Jesus Christ- there are so many foods that taste good, but are evil, EVIL when you hear what they are.
I've decided never to eat foods in other countries ever, EVER again, because most of the time its some cruel, sick joke played on you by your translator/guide/whatever.
Also, never, EVER kiss the blarney stone. I heard a group of guys talking about pissing on it when they were drunk one night. I'm fairly sure its a regular occurrence.
I've eaten much weirder shit in my time. Try Escamoles or Lutafisk. I mean, Jesus Christ- there are so many foods that taste good, but are evil, EVIL when you hear what they are.
I've decided never to eat foods in other countries ever, EVER again, because most of the time its some cruel, sick joke played on you by your translator/guide/whatever.
Also, never, EVER kiss the blarney stone. I heard a group of guys talking about pissing on it when they were drunk one night. I'm fairly sure its a regular occurrence.
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Hypatia wrote:The only internal organs I've eaten and enjoyed have smelled horrible during the plateau stage, but the taste is wonderful.
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Yea, you're Canadian, not American. Boo!
And yes, liver stinks when cooked on direct fire(I assume that's how you prepared it? Jews of course have to do it to get out the blood), but that's because of all the blood.
Don't think I tried cow liver, but you should try chicken's.
And yes, liver stinks when cooked on direct fire(I assume that's how you prepared it? Jews of course have to do it to get out the blood), but that's because of all the blood.
Don't think I tried cow liver, but you should try chicken's.
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Isn't that also in The White Plague? I know I heard it somewhere.Pardot Kynes wrote:Also, never, EVER kiss the blarney stone. I heard a group of guys talking about pissing on it when they were drunk one night. I'm fairly sure its a regular occurrence.
Have you tried testicles? The texture is a bit strange, but good nontheless.
Brain is very nice, smooth...mmm.
Tongue, sometimes a bit annoying with the muscle fibers that get stuck between your teeth, but when cooked for enough time it's very soft.
Oh, and I don't touch "sea food". I don't like to even think of those arthropods etc, sorry. Then again, I've never really eaten any meat that isn't kosher(still not planning to eat crabs though ).
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Rocky Mountain Oysters ftw!
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Oh yes, my mother does that too, at least with the onions, kinda.Hypatia wrote:My grandmother would fry the liver, and add mushrooms and onions.
Of course, she roasts(forgot that word earlier, Jews have to slat and roast it to take out most of the blood) it first, then cooks it with onions.
Do we have a "Foods" thread yet, or just the beer one for all you drunks?
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No, fish are OK(well, most are kosher), though I personally avoid them for fear of bones(really afraid of that shit), just not crustacians, seashells, sea urchins etc.
Only fish with scales.
But I won't eat those if I can because I bloody hate insects(fascinating, but creep me out).
My ex offered me kaviar once in a romantic dinner we had, but though I don't mind fish eggs, I still have(or had) some restraint on non kosher stuff. Gay sex was OK with me though(which I think is worse according to the bible).
Only fish with scales.
But I won't eat those if I can because I bloody hate insects(fascinating, but creep me out).
My ex offered me kaviar once in a romantic dinner we had, but though I don't mind fish eggs, I still have(or had) some restraint on non kosher stuff. Gay sex was OK with me though(which I think is worse according to the bible).
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