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Thankfully I don't have a problem since I don't own any of those things, but I thought I'd start a thread for any of you that might have one or two.

Not to say that they're that embarrassing to have on a book shelf, but they could serve a better purpose in another capacity. There are a few ideas on the Amazon.com web site under "product tags" for Sadworms Of Dune ("door stop", "kindling", "dunnage material", etc), and I'm thinking there are more creative ideas. Chigger had an idea in another thread, taking images or video of such ideas.

Any thoughts?

HoosierDaddy wrote:Thankfully I don't have a problem since I don't own any of those things, but I thought I'd start a thread for any of you that might have one or two.

Not to say that they're that embarrassing to have on a book shelf, but they could serve a better purpose in another capacity. There are a few ideas on the Amazon.com web site under "product tags" for Sadworms Of Dune ("door stop", "kindling", "dunnage material", etc), and I'm thinking there are more creative ideas. Chigger had an idea in another thread, taking images or video of such ideas.

Any thoughts?

I dont even want to be questioned about them, so other than Dreamer of Dune, they are all gone and sold.

Ah...I knew there was something missing in this forum: a thread like this!

I considered lugging them to class and beaning students with them if they fell asleep or answered incorrectly...but then I realized that even the paperbacks are substantial (in a purely mass sense) to actually kill someone, so I gave up on it.

I suppose you could keep them by your bed to throw at home invaders?

And of course there's keeping them on hand in the toilet, for emergencies.

SandChigger wrote:And of course there's keeping them on hand in the toilet, for emergencies.

Wouldn't wiping your ass with crap defeat the purpose of wiping it in the first place?

If you shred them you can feed them to earthworms, along with some cow manure.

orald wrote:

SandChigger wrote:And of course there's keeping them on hand in the toilet, for emergencies.

Wouldn't wiping your ass with crap defeat the purpose of wiping it in the first place?

The Japanese version of Legends was recently translated and finally released in stores...

Being a fan of the sport of Curling, this idea might work. It would take some serious effort, soaking the books in epoxy, wood glue, and stain/varnish, but something like this:

My son uses them as coloring books. I have not gotten rid of them...yet..
They are right there at his level where he can pull them down and do with them as he pleases. It is quite enjoyable to watch the shit be smeared with lovely colors!

Target practice!



Or may as an ineffectual urinal cake

Tleilax Master B wrote:Or may as an ineffectual urinal cake

Ineffectual? Hell, they would make the bowl smell worse!

Omphalos wrote:

Tleilax Master B wrote:Or may as an ineffectual urinal cake

Ineffectual? Hell, they would make the bowl smell worse!

They would definitely have to be soaked in something for a while, but I really like this idea. The thought of people pissing on the BH/KA books, fans and non-fans, has a special allure to me.

We need to immortalize this in a picture. I'm on it.

Where did you get a photo of my bathroom????

HoosierDaddy wrote:

NICE!

Any over/under on when Freak gets his first "cease and desist" e-mail from Byron (like Byron can do anything about it)?

Also the over/under on Freak getting banned from DN. Sorry man.

HoosierDaddy wrote:

Freaking awesome!

HoosierDaddy wrote:Also the over/under on Freak getting banned from DN. Sorry man.

That was like two years ago, I'm over it.

HoosierDaddy wrote:

I declare this thread officially awesome

Freakzilla wrote:

HoosierDaddy wrote:Also the over/under on Freak getting banned from DN. Sorry man.

That was like two years ago, I'm over it.

I'm talking about your current status.

Oh, that would be terrible, I wouldn't be able to have senseltss arguments with arnoldo anymore!

The Prequels are probably quite good for scratching piles.

I would worry about infection. If I had piles, mind you.



Hypporhoids?!

SandChigger wrote:

I would worry about infection. If I had piles, mind you.



Hypporhoids?!

SC!!!! That's just not fair :/...























to piles.