Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Muad'dib, hero?
So some say, others do not
But he sure was a bad-ass!!!

New Dune movie coming soon.
Probably won't be like book.
Fifteen bucks too much.

Kay Jay Aa Comb over
hikes through barren land
cashing in again

*Gonna fuck this up with my poor knowledge of syllables in English...or in Hebrew for that matter *

Brian must die now
It is the season to kill
Dumbshit hack writer.

Edit: It's 5/7/5, right? That's what Wiki' says.

(That wasn't so hard, was it? )

Herbert Dairy Farms
The milking's what we do!
Pull them damned teats off!

The HLP

Correct name
Correct heart
Thumbs up ass!

Must be one of um them there minimalist haikus I've heard tell of?

Or he's trying for the original Japanese "on" defenitions, but it doesn't add up either unless you change the numbers required in each part.

I fell half asleep reading that shit on Wiki'.

Pinky and the Brain
gutting Herbert's Duniverse
Visit them in Maui

Spice flowing
Water spilling
Gold path awaits

Paul is here
september awaits us
Begin the Jihad

Doctor Why is here
Come to kill bastard Kevin
Oh joy oh joy oh...

I think I'm getting better at it.

Yes, you are. That last line was almost worthy of Bassho!

(He supposedly once wrote a haiku on the famed islands of Matsushima that goes

Matsushima ya
Aa Matsushima ya
Matsushima ya

"It's Matsushima!
Ah...it's Matsushima!
It's Matsushima!"

Maybe, actually, you're doing better? )

Or your all fuckin weird. One or the other.

Pardot Kynes comments.
Maybe tired or grumpy, but
Perspicaciously.

Jealousy is eating you from inside, Chig.

Posts from desert lands
Often leave me wondering
What you're on about.

Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)

Yep. Nice one.

We must pay more attention to Kevin in these...he'll feel left out otherwise.

Every board needs a haiku thread.

Frankly I have no idea what the big attraction of haiku is, I find the form dull and listless.
And the really good poetry has to rhyme IMO, call me old fashioned.

Now if GRRM had given a more complete version of it, I might've written The Slig and The Combover Pig here.

Old-fashioned or...of simpler tastes?

Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM.

And unpretentious.

orald wrote:Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM.

Huh? You seem to forget where I am.

Actually, Bint was in a domestic mood this morning and made a Japanese-style breakfast: fried salmon (good call!) and a poached egg, miso shiru and rice with some pickles and a bit of salad on the side. YUM!

(The only French I eat is lunch at the little place near work. I think Teg will verify that they are anything but pretentious. )

Pussy pussy puss.
Mr. Teg always so mean.
New law dog target?
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Former boardadmin.
Now just an annoying bitch.
Never gonna leave.