Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Have at it.

Reading New Dune is like having sex without an orgasm.

Wait, I guess it's not that good.

Reading New Dune is like punching yourself in the genitals after you just got kicked in the genitals.

Reading the new New Dune is like...wait a minute...it's not Dune!

New Dune is like Star Wars.

Wait, that shouldn't be a simile.

Reading new Dune is like being a Tleilaxu out amongst the powindah, you always have to be cleansed afterwards.

Reading new dune is like sliding bareass down a waterslide with no water!! followed by punching your self in the junk after being kicked in the junk for saying the lady at the top of the slide had a nice rack!

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