posts that I think will get deleted at DN

[Freakzilla]

Nebby, it's stupid to post anything over there that you really believe in or care about. They don't respect the contributions of people who really love the original books. They just want the cyberfellation of the braindead.

Let them rot in their own stench.

Since Byron took down my thread, for once I agree with you.

What is becoming of Dune and the HLP?

Dude, where have you been? Read some posts besides the ones with your name in them.

I actually liked the House Series and bought all the books up to Sandworms of Dune, but for the THIRD time they give me a reason to dislike the new books and the HLP.

Is a collective "we told you so" appropriate here?

[TheDukester]

What is becoming of Dune and the HLP?

"Becoming"? Present tense?

Check, oh, maybe the last 18 months' worth of threads here. Jesus wept.

[Freakzilla]

Paul of Dune has lots of short chapters that don't go anywhere. Also, Paul joins the circus. In my opinion, Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.

I still laugh about that one every time I think about it. The dislocated shoulders is the cherry on top.

[SandChigger]

I'm a big fan of prolapse.

(I forget exactly which of Hypatia's parts ended up that way, but it seemed she had more of her insides on the outside than inside by the end. )

[merkin muffley]

They still haven't deleted the thing about anal prolapse. I guess that's okay to talk about over there. I think Becca likes to know she's not the only one.

[Omphalos]

I'm a big fan of prolapse.

(I forget exactly which of Hypatia's parts ended up that way, but it seemed she had more of her insides on the outside than inside by the end. )

Must be a special time of year. You've had her on your mind lately.

[SandChigger]

Meh, not particularly. It's just that around the holidays, people get depressed and look back over their lives and relationships.

I'm always in hopes that she'll kill herself!

[merkin muffley]

[Nekhrun]

Yep. This one's gettin' deleted. That Scrooge guy is a prick (I mean dildo). He needs to leave Dartos alone.

[Freakzilla]

Do you collect Dune memorabilia, relating to either the books or movie? If so what's in your collection?

I have an original foldout guide/poster given away when you went in to watch the movie at the cinema.

I'd love to get my hands on some of the toys that got made (I was a broke teenager at the time and couldn't afford any of them). Anyone remember/got a Spice Harvester or Worm?

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I collect positive reviews from credible sources on the new Dune books.

Here's my collection...

[Tleszer]

That's an impressive collection, Freak!

[Freakzilla]

Well, you know... I was jealous of Kwizatz' collection so I had to show off my own.

[SandRider]

& you're not banned yet ? or re-banned ...

and how could thiss be ?

[Omphalos]

Does Byron even visit the site any more?

[TheDukester]

Seriously. He's not even pretending to care any longer.

Trouble in paradise, one hopes? Mad at Keith? Or ... heavens! ... mad at Uncle Bobo?!?!

[D Pope]

Poor suckup... So close to all that money & fame... And no one to sell out to!

[SandChigger]

Does Byron even visit the site any more?

Looks like he posted last on the 6th, so yeah, he does.

[Freakzilla]

Do you collect Dune memorabilia, relating to either the books or movie? If so what's in your collection?

I have an original foldout guide/poster given away when you went in to watch the movie at the cinema.

I'd love to get my hands on some of the toys that got made (I was a broke teenager at the time and couldn't afford any of them). Anyone remember/got a Spice Harvester or Worm?

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I collect positive reviews from credible sources on the new Dune books.

Here's my collection...

Deleted.

[Hunchback Jack]

Nice.

HBJ

[merkin muffley]

I can't believe that was deleted. I'm surprised they didn't respond with a long rebuttal citing all of the many positive reviews that reputable critics have given Kevin J. Anderson, along with a point by point argument illustrating the ways in which his writing is good.

Someday, it's gonna happen, and one of these reviews on Amazon is going to be written by someone who can make a specific reference to something in KJA's writing, and we will actually be able to tell that they read the book. I'm not holding my breath, though.

[Freakzilla]

My post, "Yeah, but Kevin's books go up to eleven." was deleted from the "NEW PARTY VERY INTERESTED IN FILMING DUNE" topic.

[SandChigger]

Gee, a post was deleted on the Dune Novels BBS... this is news where exactly?



The fucks can't stand the truth, so they have to edit it continuously. Fuck them. Fuck them with a red fire truck and all sirens blaring. They are reprobates, unfit to associate with human kind. Scorn them! Scorn them and spit upon them now! They are scum and unfit. Inbred and inbreeding!

Whoa.... am I drunk or what?

Wheeee!

[Freakzilla]

They're a disgrace the human race, to plants even. They shouldn't even be allowed in the same room as a cactus.

(I wasn't implying it was news, just documenting the event.)

[SandChigger]

Who, the Herberts? Oh fuck that bunch of genetic defectives!

(If you ever get the chance to have a glass of Dewa-Zakura, for the Maker's sake don't say NO! That is some very very good shit! Damn... generations upon generations of Japanese people KNOW what the hell to do with rice and water and a handful of bacteria spores. Shit! Whoohoooooooo! )

[SandChigger]

(OH my gawd... I'm being massively durnk in public. Oh the shame! )

Edit: The Japanese classify people into basically two types: warai-jogo and naki-jogo. Laughing drunks and crying drunks.

When I was in my twenties or so, I was a naki-jogo. I had issues.

Now, however, I'm decidedly a warai-jogo. Once I start laughing, I can't stop....