Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

In keeping with the topic of this thread...in the Would You Return Brian's Signed Copy of Dune poll:

Yeah, we definitely gotta have some more "Life of Brian" comix.

Banned.

Fucking pussies.

A Little Galach wrote:Banned.

Fucking pussies.

Welcome home!

I thought I would have been given a little more rope, otherwise I would have really gotten my money's worth. I don't think they minded it when I called arnoldo a retard, but when I said KJA & dictate in the same sentence I think that did it.

Congratulations! You are properly blooded now.

Speaking of retarldo, I quite enjoyed this one, from FED2k:

SandChigger wrote:

arnoldo wrote:Shimmering sun-burnt orange desert
Under shadows Muad'Dib emerges
Above hawk swoops

The meter's all wrong.
The imagery, trite.
And worst of all?
Fremen travel by night.

He's such a fucking tool.

And, yes, ByrByr is a puss-puss.

That poem is just plain bad.

I'm trying to think what I wrote today. I saved my posts from yesterday because I figured they were going to get deleted. When I lasted until this morning I got careless and didn't save. I'm glad someone screenprinted my BH-poop post, though.

Welcome to the cast out.

A Little Galach wrote:I thought I would have been given a little more rope, otherwise I would have really gotten my money's worth. I don't think they minded it when I called arnoldo a retard, but when I said KJA & dictate in the same sentence I think that did it.

really ? you don't think suggesting Brian would shit on a signed copy of Frank's Dune did it ?

SandRider wrote:really ? you don't think suggesting Brian would shit on a signed copy of Frank's Dune did it ?

That woulda been my guess, too. But congrats, anyway .

HBJ

SandChigger wrote:

arnoldo wrote:Shimmering sun-burnt orange desert
Under shadows Muad'Dib emerges
Above hawk swoops

The meter's all wrong.
The imagery, trite.
And worst of all?
Fremen travel by night.

Oh God. Why would he put that out there...

Tobias wrote: Douche-chill

Probably for the same reason he keeps quoting that essay he wrote about Israel as a uni student all over hell and back. (He's quoted it on DN and FED2k both now.)

But seriously, come on, the guy LIKES the McDune books. That alone tells you he doesn't know good writing from bad.

I'm just surprised he managed to get all the words right without a misspelling.

SandRider wrote:

A Little Galach wrote:I thought I would have been given a little more rope, otherwise I would have really gotten my money's worth. I don't think they minded it when I called arnoldo a retard, but when I said KJA & dictate in the same sentence I think that did it.

really ? you don't think suggesting Brian would shit on a signed copy of Frank's Dune did it ?

Yeah, in hindsight I suppose I should have seen that coming. I had a lot more stupidity to point out there, I should have acted with more of a sense of urgency. Just think of all the people over there not knowing how dumb they really are.

SandChigger wrote:Congratulations! You are properly blooded now.

Speaking of retarldo, I quite enjoyed this one, from FED2k:

SandChigger wrote:

arnoldo wrote:Shimmering sun-burnt orange desert
Under shadows Muad'Dib emerges
Above hawk swoops

The meter's all wrong.
The imagery, trite.
And worst of all?
Fremen travel by night.

He's such a fucking tool.

And, yes, ByrByr is a puss-puss.

I personally love calling that little mother fucker on every little stupid thing that he does. The problem is that I literally cannot get more than one or two words into his posts before I lose any interest.

BTW Chig, my wife loved that poem of yours, especially after I explained the meaning of Fremen traveling at night.

Omphalos wrote:BTW Chig, my wife loved that poem of yours, especially after I explained the meaning of Fremen traveling at night.

They travel at night so they don't have to wear hats.

I LOL'd on that one.

Freakzilla wrote:They travel at night so they don't have to wear hats.

The hate of whimsical butterfly hats is truly a beautiful thing.

Thanks, Chig and Freak. That gave me a good laugh.

So, beating down a bad poem with another poem... poetic justice?

Yeah.

Evidently the little shitheel is starting to feel cockier over there; he replied yesterday, and so did I...

noldo on FED2k wrote:Spawn of a louse
Muad'Dib was a mouse!

And if fremen slept by day
'Twas to escape the sun's rays

me wrote:Stand up straighter, little man,
And give your pantaloons a hoist.
I certainly need no Dune instruction
From the dorsally moist.

All the more reason to imagine arnoldo as wearing them!

Freakzilla wrote:Nobody wears pantaloons anymore!

I got several pair .....

SandRider wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Nobody wears pantaloons anymore!

I got several pair .....

It's a line from Gone with the Wind, so apropos.

(I think Rhet actually said "pantalettes" but close enough.)