Janet Jackson's Arse Mistaken For New Galaxy

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 24 Sep 2008 15:08

Poor Janet -

http://www.2xy.org/2008/09/12/amateur-a ... ew-galaxy/

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 24 Sep 2008 15:27

Miss Jackson, if you're nasty!

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 24 Sep 2008 17:52

I could Comment on this...

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 24 Sep 2008 23:15

Have the feeling that this will become part of a new sig for Chanilover

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 08 Oct 2008 00:10

Anything else new from the world of asstronomy?

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 08 Oct 2008 03:42

After a couple of years of drug abuse passed off as bipolar disorder, Britney's meds are working, and she's back with a new song Womanizer! With a Z! As you can see from my brand new sig.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 08 Oct 2008 04:38

Is that really her?

I'm actually not all that sure I even know what she looks like.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 08 Oct 2008 08:15

Yes, it's her, along with her cheap hair extensions she had put in after she shaved her head.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 08 Oct 2008 08:57

cl, may I ask what it is with you and female singing idols? If it isn't Janet Jackson, it's Britney Spears, or Mariah Carey, or who ever else. But you're often posting some weird assed anecdote about a female pop singer. I haven't read this much about pointless trash singers since the last time someone linked to WWTDD. I'm just curious.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 08 Oct 2008 09:06

I quite like them. They're more fun than those guitar bands full of ugly crackas with bad hair who everyone else on this forum seems to like.

Go Brit Brit! This could be the biggest comeback since Jesus.

You're probably a Barbra Streisand fan, or maybe you like Cher and get all hot under the collar at these young pretenders to your queen's throne.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 08 Oct 2008 13:23

Oh, I didn't realize your fascination with their faults was an expression of your fandom. Perhaps it was the parody pictures that threw me off, since I use parody pictures to mock KJA/BH, two hacks not worth spitting upon. That's okay if you like female singing idols (definitely weird, but okay), though I can certainly understand your need to escape the vile "Rush" plague that has somehow infected this message board.

You've never heard of my favorite bands. And even if you did, you couldn't fathom the depth of their astounding, multi-faceted musical genius

Post by **Freakzilla** » 08 Oct 2008 13:43

chanilover wrote:Go Brit Brit! This could be the biggest comeback since Jesus.

You mean UNTIL Jesus... or did I miss the Rapture?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 08 Oct 2008 16:05

(Sorry, but dat's one more dead Jew ain't comin' back.)

(And if he does, we'll just nail 'im up again.

)

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 08 Oct 2008 16:09

Post by **Freakzilla** » 08 Oct 2008 16:18

SandChigger wrote:(Sorry, but dat's one more dead Jew ain't comin' back.)

(And if he does, we'll just nail 'im up again. )

I think it was Sam Kinison that said, "Yeah, Jesus is coming back... as soon as he can play the piano again."

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 09 Oct 2008 02:05

You're all thinking of the Second Comeback. I'm talking about his first comeback, where he croaked on the cross and popped out of the tomb three days later, walking around in broad daylight and even going out to dinner with some of the disciples. That was impressive, when was the last time that happened to anyone you know who had died?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 09 Oct 2008 04:23

It has never happened to anyone I've know that has died...nor to anyone known by anyone I know. In fact, we've only heard of it happening once, right?

I'm betting it really didn't happen then, either.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Oct 2008 08:21

SandChigger wrote:It has never happened to anyone I've know that has died...nor to anyone known by anyone I know. In fact, we've only heard of it happening once, right?

I'm betting it really didn't happen then, either.

It makes a nice story and sells lots of books though.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 09 Oct 2008 10:42

Does that make the bible one of the first science fiction stories?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Oct 2008 11:02

GamePlayer wrote:Does that make the bible one of the first science fiction stories?

I've been saying for years that Jesus was an alien love child.

Post by **Omphalos** » 09 Oct 2008 11:03

GamePlayer wrote:Does that make the bible one of the first science fiction stories?

Can you point to any science there? I cant. Its fantasy.

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 09 Oct 2008 13:37

Well there was a cave towards the end of the book that could bring back the dead.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Oct 2008 13:47

Science (or the lack thereof) in the Bible:

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html

One of my favorites is how God made plants before he made the sun.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 09 Oct 2008 14:25

Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Does that make the bible one of the first science fiction stories?
I've been saying for years that Jesus was an alien love child.

"Mulder!"

Scully is my gawd

Omphalos wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Does that make the bible one of the first science fiction stories?
Can you point to any science there? I cant. Its fantasy.

Well I haven't read it all (Numbers finished me) but I understand they had crop rotation in there

Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Oct 2008 14:30

GamePlayer wrote:Well I haven't read it all (Numbers finished me) but I understand they had crop rotation in there

Did you get to Numbers Chapter 22?

There's a talking donkey.

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Janet Jackson's Arse Mistaken For New Galaxy

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