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Trang posted in another thread, but thought this deserved it's own.
Kevin and Brian discuss spanking and Brian is the spanker!

18:25
http://otter.covblogs.com/archives/2008 ... -dune.html

WARNING
The link above directs you to KJAssholes Blog, man I'm never going to feel clean again.

disclaimer
the post above has been edited to make my earlier post an irrelevance.

I c/p from the old thread. Got the direct link posted now.

Did anybody watch long enough to count the number of people in the audience? I didn't reach 5 myself before I started to have convulsions in places I don't want convulsions.

Convulsions aside and in an attempt at fairness this presentation does get interesting from about the 30 minute point when they open up the floor to Q&As.

Wow...That was really a waste of time for me, thank you very much.

Serkanner wrote:I started to have convulsions in places I don't want convulsions.

You mean spheencter tweetches, right?

I'm right, aren't I?

SandChigger wrote:

Serkanner wrote:I started to have convulsions in places I don't want convulsions.

You mean spheencter tweetches, right?

I'm right, aren't I?

YES! And it doesn't make me feel one bit better.

Serkanner wrote:Did anybody watch long enough to count the number of people in the audience?

My thoughts exactly. It was pretty funny to see all the empty seats.

The precis of KJA's works at the beginning of the video pretty much says it all "Star Wars to Starcraft to ... ". Wow, pretty broad range.

HBJ

Ah, only 80.1 MB of disk space wasted.

Who's this kid introducing them again? Some Googler? Who else wouldn't just die to hear him read, "Say, sailor, see us in Sausalito sometime!"

"I have a good personal connection to the authors as well."

Oh, yeah, I bet you do.

And who didn't wonder what else they can do simultaneously besides signing a book?

Too drole.

Yeah, there were about a hundred statements in that presentation that you could interpret negatively. Makes me wish I was a heckler in the audience.

HBJ

I can't watch it. I've never finished a video where those two are speaking; their bullshit just makes me too angry. I'm afraid I'll punch my monitor (only half-joking there; it is a concern).

So, would anyone be kind enough to summarize? Or is it just more of the same? Do they actually manage to insult Frank some more, while heavily implying that they are writing the real Dune?

Gah! Fucking hacks! I'm getting angry even without watching it!

TheDukester wrote:I can't watch it. I've never finished a video where those two are speaking; their bullshit just makes me too angry. I'm afraid I'll punch my monitor (only half-joking there; it is a concern).

I know exactly what you're saying. I came really close to smashing something while reading Sandworms on my comp. Really close.

^^^
^^^ 30 mminutes of wank re PoD followed by some chat about FH's ecology trip and close on the 84/2010 flicks.

Serkanner wrote:Did anybody watch long enough to count the number of people in the audience? I didn't reach 5 myself before I started to have convulsions in places I don't want convulsions.

C'mon It is the Internet age, I'm sure 500 million viewers were watching on line!

@ 14:02 that bozo BH is saying that DM is a huge dissapointment!

cmsahe wrote:@ 14:02 that bozo BH is saying that DM is a huge dissapointment!

DM was brilliant but I still wanted (and still want) a good separate Jihad story. Unfortunately, despite actually being set right in the middle of that Jihad, PoD completely missed the point ("Heroes of Dune"?!), shat all over an opportunity and instead told a boring pointless made-up bit of the story not very well.

Well done boys...

cmsahe wrote:@ 14:02 that bozo BH is saying that DM is a huge dissapointment!

Hold your horses...

DM. Phoentcily: DM. DM= Dumb. Dumb-Dune. Dune=money for them. Money=websites. Websites=Dn. DN= Dune novels.com

He just said Byron's torutre dungeon was a huge disappointment.

Burn, bitch!

Comb-Over had his Going-Out jacket on. What a tasteless rag, you'd think with all the money he makes from spewing out that drivel he'd be able to afford better clothes than that, he always seems to be wearing it.

chanilover wrote:Comb-Over had his Going-Out jacket on. What a tasteless rag, you'd think with all the money he makes from spewing out that drivel he'd be able to afford better clothes than that, he always seems to be wearing it.

that's a burning question for me right now - cheap bastard or low-paid hack ?
{see the posts in For the Record re his bitching about the cruise}

I can't believe the interpretation that they are giving to the notes, even if Frank Herbert indeed wrote all that, it's just material that he, FH, decided to left out from the Dune novels storyline, like a movie editor, they are discarded scenes. But Pinky and the Brain want to makes us believe that all those cut out scenes are canon.

chanilover wrote:Comb-Over had his Going-Out jacket on. What a tasteless rag, you'd think with all the money he makes from spewing out that drivel he'd be able to afford better clothes than that, he always seems to be wearing it.

Money doesn't buy taste nor class. Look at Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, etc.

Frybread wrote:

chanilover wrote:Comb-Over had his Going-Out jacket on. What a tasteless rag, you'd think with all the money he makes from spewing out that drivel he'd be able to afford better clothes than that, he always seems to be wearing it.

Money doesn't buy taste nor class. Look at Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, etc.

CL knows about Britney and Mariah...

That's right. Mariah's bum was recently mistaken for a new galaxy.

Or was it Janet's?

Was it not a dual pulsar?