Happy Halloween!

[Sole Man]

Hey, stop by here in the Southwest (Or, as us Sutners call it, God's land)

You visit the local people, and shot to death on sight. (On account your...How shall we say...Non-hetorsexuality)

Plus, I'll probably tie you to a chair and pull your finger nails out with a pair pf pliers just to make my girlfreind luagh.

[SandRider]

bye sloey.
nice knowin' ya.

[Sole Man]

You visit the local people, and shot to death on sight. (On account your...How shall we say...Non-hetorsexuality)

BTW,

That wasn't a joke. A guy actually said that to me today.

I do't think you fully comprehend the absolute hatred of gay people over here.

(No, I had this planned after I walked away from the computer, this isn't a responce to Sandrider's comments)

[chanilover]

Americans are too fat and lethargic to pull the trigger fast enough to catch me.

[Sole Man]

Yeah, well...You're gay!

I know, I know...

We can hire some Illegal Mexicans to do it for us!

[SandChigger]

(Thereby agreeing with him that Americans are "too fat and lethargic" to do it ourselves. Swift move, Sloey. )

[Sole Man]

I've always said that Americnas could stand to lose a few pounds.

I don't belieave in "Adhereing to thier delicate emotional situation" either.

On your hands fatty! I want three hundred pushups done in thrty seconds or less! And If I see you start crying you're getting thirty lashes!

What's that? You're having a heart attack! Boy back in my day, we used to used to have restart our heart oursevles, none of this pussy-footing "Defibulators."

[Freakzilla]

Start off picking strawberries and work your way up to bannannas!
Bend and stoop, bend and stoop, just like the Mexicans!

[SandRider]

new year = new thread

or

continue this one,
begin epic Sietch tradition ?

[DuneFishUK]

continue this one,
begin epic Sietch tradition ?

I think you just did...

[SandChigger]

Last night I was just looking at the cutsey little new callsign-thingy Fox Life Japan is using (the O in Fox is a jack-o'-lantern) and thinking Fuck, it's only the 3rd and already they're starting with the Halloween shit? It's not even a holiday in this country.

[SandRider]

county sheriff has already got the trustees out in the LittleBigTown hanging Baby Jesus' Birthday Lites.

of course, in fairness, they really do hang a lot of lights, big displays along the river & such,
and like to have all the displays up & running by the weekend after Thanksgiving.

[SandChigger]

Well, at least they do wait until after Thanksgiving, that's something.

Over here Thanksgiving has never really caught on, so the Xmas stuff starts appearing pretty much after Halloween is over, IIRC.

(If Halloween decorations over here makes little sense, the Xmas makes even less. Then again, it really is just a commercial holiday for many, so why the hell not? )

[Redstar]

We were talking about this a few days ago... Apparently KFC markets itself as "traditional American Christmas dinner" food in Japan?

[SandChigger]

Well, I don't recall having heard or seen that exactly, but it wouldn't surprise me. I do know that it has become a sort of new Japanese tradition to have KFC on Christmas Eve. At least, there's always a traffic jam every year at the one down the road from the people lined up for the drive-thru filling one lane of the road.

(Over here for some reason Christmas Eve is a time for lovers, not family. New Years' is when everyone goes back home to spend time with family. It's weird how some things have been incorporated.)

[Freakzilla]

OMG don't start talking about halloween, my kids don't know it's october yet.

[Eru]

Here in Atlanta we just had Zombie Walk on sunday: http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=zombi ... 2112184..1 It was glorious. Gotta check out the pics. My friend Heidi had a Zombie chihuahua.

[SandChigger]

a Zombie chihuahua.

Hate those things.

They don't just try to hump your leg, they try to eat it afterwards. Violates the cardinal rule.

[Tleszer]

a Zombie chihuahua.

Hate those things.

They don't just try to hump your leg, they try to eat it afterwards. Violates the cardinal rule.

Don't eat what you hump?

I knew you were pervy, Chig, because of your "Petals Pic," but that sounds a little nasty, even from you.

[SandChigger]

The First Rule of Fright Club is...

1. Don't mention the "Petal Pix" unless you want to see them.

You wanting to see them?


(Hey, I may be "pervy" and "nasty", but you knew what I mean, dintcha Greenie. )

[Eyes High]

Who's ready for Halloween?
Anyone gone, or taken their kids, to a haunted house/haunted trail thus far this year?

[SandChigger]

Bint wanted to take the latest clutch of chiglets to the one being held down by the Fane by the local chapter of The Daughters & Wellwishers of the Jihad, but I told her no way. And that she'd better get her uterine vesicles filled or some night when she was asleep I'd take the plastene putty gun to 'em.

I'm just getting too tired for this shit.


Edit: LOVE the new 'tar, by the way.

[TheDukester]

I got hit today with three Xmas catalogs in the mail. First ones of the year ... on October 20.

And I've never done business with any of the three companies (that I remember, anyway). Yikes.

[SandChigger]

And since they haven't the decency to even wait until AFTER Thanksgiving, I certainly would NOT do any with them to begin with.

[Nekhrun]

At the local Target store they've had Christmas decorations up for at least two weeks now; right next to the Halloween aisle.