Free advice, guys: order that special someone something from Vicky's just once, and you're on the mailing list forever. It's so worth it.
Can't you just order the catalog for free without ordering anything That's more money in your pocket. Those things got me though a rough childhood with no internet. Fuckin' kids today don't know how good they have it.
Moe hooked up to lie detector machine -
Moe: I hated the old guy but I didn't kill him -
BING
Officer - he's clean. cut him loose.
Moe: Yeah, and hurry up I got a hot date tonight
BUZZZ
Moe: A date tonight
BUZZ
Moe: Dinner with friends
BUZZ
Moe: Dinner alone
BUZZ
Moe: Watching TV alone
BUZZ
Moe: Okay, okay, I'm going to go home and oogle the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog!
BUZZ
Moe: Sears catalog
BING!
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 22 Oct 2009 21:51
by TheDukester
Nekhrun wrote:That's more money in your pocket.
True ... but less fun when the lights go out. I mean, they sell some really neat stuff there. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 01:20
by Eyes High
You gotta treat her right for her to treat you right.
It's more fun when both are being treated 'right'
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 01:24
by Redstar
Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 06:32
by Freakzilla
Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!
Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:07
by nampigai
Happy halloween.
Acutally - five years ago I found my wife at a Halloween party. I was dressed as a homosexual-pedophile-roman senator, she as a ghost.
I had "healthy candy" for all the kids! Patatoes - everyone knows that the Romans was crazy about patatoes....
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:16
by Freakzilla
When me and my wife were having kids we always dressed apropriately for halloween parties, she always seemed to be pregnant that time of year.
For our first son, he was due christmas day so we went as Mary and Joseph... but everyone thought we were terrorists.
One year I was the pope and she was a pregnant nun. That one got the most responses.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:23
by SadisticCynic
nampigai wrote:
Happy halloween.
Acutally - five years ago I found my wife at a Halloween party. I was dressed as a homosexual-pedophile-roman senator, she as a ghost.
I had "healthy candy" for all the kids! Patatoes - everyone knows that the Romans was crazy about patatoes....
Ahem, I don't celebrate Halloween of course, but I love that song. However, I was introduced to it via this version.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:28
by nampigai
the Manson song is a great cover - I don't like all his works, but some of it is great!
the movie is great though, best x-mas movie ever made!
I don't really celebrate Halloween either, it was just an excuse to get drunk.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:30
by Freakzilla
I celebrate. I usually hand out candy while my lesser half and my father-in-law take the kids out.
GREAT pictures - I honestly can't wait till the first pops out, Kids are awesome and a laugh !
Where I live we've never celebrated Halloween, however the last few years it's gained in popularity. I like the whole atmosphere about it though, I mean, who in their right minds doesn't like zombies, ghosts, vampires and such?
I guess in a few years, I'll be handing out candy...or perhaps we should buy something now I bet there'll be kids knocking on our door..
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 09:01
by Freakzilla
Thanks, my wife made most of those costumes.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 10:34
by TheDukester
Freakzilla wrote:When me and my wife were having kids we always dressed apropriately for halloween parties, she always seemed to be pregnant that time of year.
Same deal here. Last year, my wife was so gigantic that she just drew a pumpkin on an orange shirt and said "hell with it."
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 13:07
by Eyes High
Freakzilla wrote:
Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!
Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?
Wouldn't you like to know...
Besides, wouldn't that be the best kind. They try to save your soul before they drain your blood.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 13:24
by Freakzilla
Eyes High wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!
Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?
Wouldn't you like to know...
Besides, wouldn't that be the best kind. They try to save your soul before they drain your blood.
But don't their victems become vampires?
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 15:50
by Redstar
Shame shame, Mr. Freak.... You become a vampire if you drink from the vampire. If a vampire drinks from you, you either die or become a ghoul.
I imagine our eyes here is a psychic vampire, and she feeds off the souls of those she just saved rather than their blood.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 23:44
by Eyes High
Care to step into my la --Uhm I mean Den?
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 24 Oct 2009 00:48
by Redstar
I much prefer classic ghoul vampires. Nosferatu is a big favorite, followed by the vamps of 30 Days of Night. They have pale skin, black-on-black eyes, and shark teeth. Vampires these days are far too romanticized.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 24 Oct 2009 01:02
by Eyes High
Yeah you threw me when you said that humans bitten by vamps turning into ghouls. Never heard that one. I heard the other part about drinking from a vamp would turn a human into one but being bitten by a vamp would either kill a human or turn them into a vampire.
Different legends I guess.
Well it's still fun to play around at Halloween.
Eyes will be back to 'normal' come November, when the Vampire Eyes returns to her slumber.
Re: Happy Halloween!
Posted: 24 Oct 2009 03:40
by Redstar
Different legends, yes. Vampires turning humans to vampires by drinking from the human is more of a modern perception, but I'm sure it has older roots. I just know that classical vampire legends tended to have more elaborate transformation rituals than modern ones, with the literary Dracula having his brood drink from him.