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This is the only celebration I'll be engaging in this year.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ&fmt=16[/youtube]

inhuien wrote:This is the only celebration I'll be engaging in this year.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ&fmt=16[/youtube]

Can't see the video here at work, but I'm hoping it's a reference to Festivus.

Golly, I'm sorry to disappoint you. It is only a tenuous link to a "Kool and the Gang" video. But it is most funktastic indeed.

TheDukester wrote:I got hit today with three Xmas catalogs in the mail.

Update: the gigantic Victoria's Secret Xmas catalog arrived today. Ah, sweet, sweet holidays ...

Free advice, guys: order that special someone something from Vicky's just once, and you're on the mailing list forever. It's so worth it.

TheDukester wrote:

TheDukester wrote:I got hit today with three Xmas catalogs in the mail.

Update: the gigantic Victoria's Secret Xmas catalog arrived today. Ah, sweet, sweet holidays ...

Free advice, guys: order that special someone something from Vicky's just once, and you're on the mailing list forever. It's so worth it.

Can't you just order the catalog for free without ordering anything That's more money in your pocket. Those things got me though a rough childhood with no internet. Fuckin' kids today don't know how good they have it.

Moe hooked up to lie detector machine -

Moe: I hated the old guy but I didn't kill him -

BING

Officer - he's clean. cut him loose.

Moe: Yeah, and hurry up I got a hot date tonight

BUZZZ

Moe: A date tonight

BUZZ

Moe: Dinner with friends

BUZZ

Moe: Dinner alone

BUZZ

Moe: Watching TV alone

BUZZ

Moe: Okay, okay, I'm going to go home and oogle the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog!

BUZZ

Moe: Sears catalog

BING!

Nekhrun wrote:That's more money in your pocket.

True ... but less fun when the lights go out. I mean, they sell some really neat stuff there. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more.

You gotta treat her right for her to treat you right.

It's more fun when both are being treated 'right'

Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!

Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!

Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?

Happy halloween.

Acutally - five years ago I found my wife at a Halloween party. I was dressed as a homosexual-pedophile-roman senator, she as a ghost.

I had "healthy candy" for all the kids! Patatoes - everyone knows that the Romans was crazy about patatoes....

When me and my wife were having kids we always dressed apropriately for halloween parties, she always seemed to be pregnant that time of year.

For our first son, he was due christmas day so we went as Mary and Joseph... but everyone thought we were terrorists.

One year I was the pope and she was a pregnant nun. That one got the most responses.

nampigai wrote:

Happy halloween.

Acutally - five years ago I found my wife at a Halloween party. I was dressed as a homosexual-pedophile-roman senator, she as a ghost.

I had "healthy candy" for all the kids! Patatoes - everyone knows that the Romans was crazy about patatoes....

Ahem, I don't celebrate Halloween of course, but I love that song. However, I was introduced to it via this version.

the Manson song is a great cover - I don't like all his works, but some of it is great!

the movie is great though, best x-mas movie ever made!

I don't really celebrate Halloween either, it was just an excuse to get drunk.

I celebrate. I usually hand out candy while my lesser half and my father-in-law take the kids out.

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GREAT pictures - I honestly can't wait till the first pops out, Kids are awesome and a laugh !

Where I live we've never celebrated Halloween, however the last few years it's gained in popularity. I like the whole atmosphere about it though, I mean, who in their right minds doesn't like zombies, ghosts, vampires and such?

I guess in a few years, I'll be handing out candy...or perhaps we should buy something now I bet there'll be kids knocking on our door..

Thanks, my wife made most of those costumes.

Freakzilla wrote:When me and my wife were having kids we always dressed apropriately for halloween parties, she always seemed to be pregnant that time of year.

Same deal here. Last year, my wife was so gigantic that she just drew a pumpkin on an orange shirt and said "hell with it."

Freakzilla wrote:

Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!

Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?

Wouldn't you like to know...


Besides, wouldn't that be the best kind. They try to save your soul before they drain your blood.

Eyes High wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Redstar wrote:Did Eyes just imply something naughty? The new vampire avatar is a sure sign of strange happenings!

Christian vampires... what's this world coming to?

Wouldn't you like to know...


Besides, wouldn't that be the best kind. They try to save your soul before they drain your blood.

But don't their victems become vampires?

Shame shame, Mr. Freak.... You become a vampire if you drink from the vampire. If a vampire drinks from you, you either die or become a ghoul.

I imagine our eyes here is a psychic vampire, and she feeds off the souls of those she just saved rather than their blood.

Care to step into my la --Uhm I mean Den?

I much prefer classic ghoul vampires. Nosferatu is a big favorite, followed by the vamps of 30 Days of Night. They have pale skin, black-on-black eyes, and shark teeth. Vampires these days are far too romanticized.

Yeah you threw me when you said that humans bitten by vamps turning into ghouls. Never heard that one. I heard the other part about drinking from a vamp would turn a human into one but being bitten by a vamp would either kill a human or turn them into a vampire.

Different legends I guess.

Well it's still fun to play around at Halloween.
Eyes will be back to 'normal' come November, when the Vampire Eyes returns to her slumber.

Different legends, yes. Vampires turning humans to vampires by drinking from the human is more of a modern perception, but I'm sure it has older roots. I just know that classical vampire legends tended to have more elaborate transformation rituals than modern ones, with the literary Dracula having his brood drink from him.

And I will be saving that picture, thank you.